So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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