if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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