Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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