All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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