Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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