It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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