Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Randomize
