Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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