I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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