I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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