She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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