I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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