what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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