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(248): View more from Michigan

so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?

(248): View more from Michigan

oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.

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(207): View more from Maine

I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.

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(916): View more from California

I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up

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(734): View more from Michigan

So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference

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(732): View more from New Jersey

there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.

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