btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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