As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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