no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
