Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
You know, be my cock's hype man.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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