She just used a chaser for red wine.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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