whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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