Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
