do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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