Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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