You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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