Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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