According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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