Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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