I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
My breasts were aching with rage.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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