NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
My vagina just clenched in fear
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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