I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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