so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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