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I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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