You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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