The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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