You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Houston, we have a squirter
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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