Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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