If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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