i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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