his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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