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This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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