She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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