can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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