The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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