I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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