You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I'm passing your future prison.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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