I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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