Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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