when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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