I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I just want nice things and good sex
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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