I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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