Apparently you make a good broom.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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