im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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