i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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